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August 21, 2005
here's the thing
so the girlfriend and i were at dinner last night. a pretty fancy affair with real tablecloths and multiple forks. very nice.
the trio of women sitting near us--not so nice. try loud and drunk. and talking about interesting things like how their drinks somehow resembled female breasts. i believe areolas were mentioned more than a few times. did i forget to say that this was a nice, quiet restaurant?
the best part of the evening, however, came about when i heard what i thought was someone sliding over a leather seat or something--you know when it kind of sounds like someone's let out a fart but then it turns out to be that adjusting the butt on a leather or vinyl surface? well i looked over to see the guy adjusting his rear end to better facilitate the release of an obnoxious sounding, vibrating moment of gas. tmi? too bad. because i had to hear it twice more before that couple left.
i'll continue my story some other time. right now, i'm a bit grossed out remembering the details...
Posted by musikchyck at August 21, 2005 12:41 AM
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